Maybe I'll drive? No!
Tututut!
Police! - What?
Chantoni, come and see.
He's dead.
- Is it you, Daniel ?
OK, OK!
Coming.
Phone!
SHIT!
- Finally!
Shit.
Every day the same thing!
I work for living!
I need sleep!
I'll call the police.
They'll teach you to respect your neighbors...
Shit.
Oh no !
Haven't you seen Daniel?
I must find him.
He's not at home, not at Fernand...
...not at the drugstore.
It's been two days that I haven't seen him.
You come here often?
Patrick, can you lend me 50 francs? I need to pay for taxi?
You will not pay me back.
Problems? - Ask Martine.
Ask him yourself.
Please.
Anything I can do? How about a drink?
Cola? Mint's drink? Whisky?
What should I do? I have no money and taxi is waiting.
If you have a problem...
Your taxi...
Whiskey.
Two.
Sorry.
Two.
I'm in 4th year of medicine.
You want to be a doctor?
Not at all. My father wants it.
I do not have inclinations. He thinks, I do.
What should I say? It is his rights.
I don't blame him for anything.
I don't have iclinations for anything. Anything.
What I'd like to be... an artist.
And than... I would... express myself...
I have a lot to say.
But I don't know why, all remains at the level...
This is a rock'n'roll.
Come and dance.
When... something... strikes...
I say: "That it is!"
Then I see, that to think about it is not necessary...
...because someone else did it already before me.
Daniel!
Am I bother you?
I made a mistake. I understand?
Because I... you know...
Yes, I hate...
...simple I hate to bother people.
Do you have problems?
You think about something else...
If you have problems, if something wrong...
I can perhaps help you.
You want to help me?
Yes.
Does not fit.
20 francs and such a crap.
Need master key...
...I think.
Well, this doesn't work...
so...
Come on, it's okay.
It can happen to anyone to leave your key inside.
If we don't succeed, you can sleep at my place.
Not?
No.
Good.
Wait for me, I have another idea.
Wait.
Excuse me!
Your troubles are over.
Hallo. This is the door.
Well?
We tried to open them with a screwdriver.
But we... couldn't .
Here you are.
This is good, thank you.
How much I owe you?
45 francs.
Pay him, fast.
Thank you... 5 francs change...
Keep it all. Thank you.
So, what's the name?
What?
For the bill...
Do not bother...
This is regulation. Do not bother!
It's mandatory.
Anita Boucher, like a butcher.
Boucher. The butcher...
Jean-Pierre Michalon. The presentation was made.
Here. I keep the pink portion.
Good.
You keep it.
Good.
Thank you. And good night.
Thank you.
No.
How come, no?
You can't come in.
Can't come in?
No... you kidding?
You make me buy a screwdriver for 20 francs...
a taxi, 50, a locksmith, 50
2 whiskies 60 francs, tips, and I can't come in?
I'll tell you one thing, 2 years ago...
even a year ago, I'd leave.
Goodnight.
Ah, such a fools!
Yeah, bye. What I was saying?
200 francs.
Don't tell me there's someone inside.
Yes.
And he would not open the door?
And I was compeled to look for the locksmith,
I was looking... and there's someone in.
Where is that "someone"?
There!
Well. I'll come in.
OK.
Well, well...
I'll go.
Do not leave me alone.
I'm scared.
Jean-Pierre, what are we going to do?
Who "we"?
No, it's not right!
This is your thing, your deal.
I do not give a fuck!
I have nothing to do with this business. I am going!
- Good idea, less noise.
What is this? The upstairs neighbor!
Asshole, shit, hysteric!
Fuck off!
You too, fuck off!
I can not have peace and quiet?
I can not be alone?
You come with me to piss me off?
All night, I expect Daniel.
And who comes - this one!
Now...
...you're leaving.
Get lost!
I do not give a fuck.
Get the fuck out.
Fuck you, you know?
Fuck you.
Fuck you all.
All!
"Asshole, shit, hysteric"... is it me?
No, no, easy.
You are rude. I'll call the police.
Just look at this little shit. We have enough of you.
Janitor! - Scoundrel!
Racist. Pee in your tank!
Oh, this is clever.
You're even more silly than I thought.
Everyone yells at me.
When someone talks to me like that... I...
You should let him in and show him the body.
Huh?
Now we have a witness.
He couldn't see anything.
No, it is not possible.
Maybe only the feet, but...
If tomorrow they find a corpse here...
He would recall you. You were here in the middle of the night.
He thinks you're a scoundrel anyway.
And he wants to inform police. You'll see...
- I'll make you life hell!
I have connections!
Squabbler!
We are in deep shit.
Well, yes.
Who is this?
I do not know.
How come? - I don't know.
But he is in your apartament!
He rang the door - I opened it. He came in, fall and died.
Just like that? - Well yes.
Will you help me?
Oh no! Why me?
Don't get me involved. What do you want from me?
Help me remove him.
You wanna carry a corpse?
Call the police.
I can not.
Why not?
I can not.
You can't call the cops? - No.
I spent 2 months in jail. Got released a week ago.
Any offence and I'm back.
You did not tell me that.
I need your help.
Why have you been in prison?
I was a shop-assistant.
Together with a girlfriend, we were taking out the records.
We sell them to Daniel, who sold them on the flea market.
You got two months for that? Not just for that.
We start with the records, but then switched to TVs.
Color?
Oh...
Help me.
Pull out the carpet.
What we gonna do with it?
With what? The carpet?
No, him. - Him to the outskirts, on the side road!
Nobody knows anything.
A corpse in the car of my father...
Your father? It is not your car?
No, I borrowed it. He's coming back from London tomorrow.
I drop in home, it's 2 minutes from here.
What for? - I forgot car's papers...
With papers you gonna be okay?
No, no... but I don't drive without papers.
I know the cops.
No papers, they get annoyed.
No, no.
This is critical to have the papers.
I don't have driving license.
What? This is not true? - Yes, true.
We here.
You're sure, nobody's there?
My father is in London, my mother skiing.
Wait for me, I takes a second.
I'll buy myself a cream.
You have one second.
I'm not staying by myself.
Ok.
When I see him... I used to it.
But on my back...
You afraid, someone would steal him?
Look, what time you coming back? - Dad, you home?
Can we leave you alone.
Where have you been?
Uh... I stayed with a friend.
Of course, you're still drunk.
You've spent time with the hookers. No...
I can not trust you.
We leave you here to work. But if this a way you work.
You better come skiing with us.
Do you know where are the car keys?
You're driving? Well, yes!
I'm going to Switzerland.
To join Mom?
It is obvious!
I do not know what do you smoke...
but you become completely stupid.
I use to row at your age!
I'm still in shape.
What is it with you?
Help me find the car keys!
Well, if your mother...
calls tonight,
tell her to call me in Annecy,
hotel Albigny.
Are you staying in Annecy? - Yes...
I... I have there business meeting.
Here are the keys, under your nose.
Really, my poor Jean-Pierre...
Do you remember the address of the hotel?
Yes. The Albigny in Annecy.
Well, I'm going.
Dad, your car...
What?
Well... uh...
Say it!
I hope it's not being towed away?
No, no. Not this time.
Outside... Car is outside.
My advice - go, have some sleep!
We'll talk when I get back from Switzerland.
I'm under impression that you became a real idiot.
Good night!
Dad...
A, shit.
I'm... afraid... I made a mistake.
It was my father.
If that will not work, we done.
Daniel?
I think he is asleep. Wait for me.
Hurry.
Yeah.
You are insolent.
You ask me to catch a car.
I say yes, like an idiot.
And now you tell me, there's a corpse in the trunk.
But you told me: "I'll do whatever you ask".
I said that?
You lier, you!
When we fucking, I can ask for everything.
When it is finished, that's it.
You're like the others.
Typical wimp.
And if you had come to pick me up last night...
...nothing would have happened.
The guy would ring the bell but no one would open it.
And he would die elsewhere.
And the other one... Why he said nothing to his father?
Before he left.
Put yourself in his place.
Perhaps he will do the same.
Drop the body somewhere in the countryside.
Yes, of course, drop the body...
You say bullshit.
And if custom officers open the trunk on the border?
Hurry.
Daniel, I do not want to stir up memories,
but I spent 2 months in jail because of your shady deals.
I said nothing.
Maybe you could re-pay that?
I do not deserve all these hassles.
What are they doing?
Oh, shit!
Your guy fiddles with my car!
You sleep with him?
Not your business?
When I wait, you do not come.
Close the door!
I'm sorry... It does not matter.
What?
He agreed? - Yes, yes, yes.
Don't worry.
So, to get to Annecy...
...he must pass through Macon, Bourg and Nantua.
We can catch him before Macon.
On the highway,
like on the race track.
Excuse me, who owns that "DS" outside?
Me, why?
My car broke down.
Aren't you going to Lyon?
Well...
I can pass through... It requires me to take a detour.
- Sorry.
Great! Is it a big problem?
Not at all.
I'll be happy to help such a charming woman.
Me too. And I know Lyon very well.
Hey, wait!
And me? Wait!
You're very kind.
This is yours? Yes.
All done, sir. 97 francs.
My name is Edmond.
Thank you. Thank you.
Edmond Michalon.
And you?
Emmanuelle.
Emmanuelle ?
Emmanuelle... Have you seen the movie?
What movie?
"Emmanuelle". - No.
If there was a movie "Edmond", I wouldn't go to see either.
I do not watch porn movies.
Porno? I never go to watch porn movies.
But I like erotic films.
Well, you like sleazy movies
Here is only Premium, where is Regular? Over there.
You're not normal when you use Regular.
There's only Super!
I have Super interest not to succumb.
Do not worry.
Your father will also refuel.
Yeah.
We catch him before the border.
- Are you kidding?
We catch up before.
Exactly.
I go take a piss. It will not mees up.
Bravo, go.
You drove fast? Why?
Your oil is very low. You need more.
Don't tell me!
You take me for a comedian?
It seems like we are going on vacation.
It reminds me our trip to Italy.
The service station in Florence...
Do you remember? Yes.
When we fucked in the bathroom...
And that Italian idiot who yelled:
"Que face? Que face?"
You are very sentimental, monsieur.
Yeah?
That's because I see you with another guy.
He...
Are we ready?
I paid fot the gas.
Ah bah...
Okay, let's go.
Listen, could you drive not so fast.
Do not you want to catch up?
Something is burning, right?
Why is that light flashing?
- It's nothing. It's just broken.
You see?
You leaving or what?
It may explode!
I told you for the last 20 kilometers that I smell gasoline.
We should have stopped immediately.
Get out!
I have nose for it.
You will not freeze us...
...because my "mill" warmed up a little?
There's no sense to continue, we never catch up with them.
The car is falling apart. And he behaves like an idiot.
You can always continue on feet.
I'll modify the radiator a bit, and soon you will catch your father.
If you don't stop palter, I gonna leave this game.
Are you in a big hurry to get to Lyon?
No.
Why? Nothing.
I can put your suitcase in the trunk.
No thank you, is not worth it.
This place is charming. I believe it's a very fortunate occurrence...
or we are just lucky.
Sorry.
You come here often?
No, no. Well, not very often.
Please.
You see, it says V8. Yes, 8 cylinders!
4-speed automatic gearbox. Zoom!
Chrome exhaust pipes. Flash!
It's not like the stuff that has to be cleaned.
This is THE car!
Look, it is incredible.
He is giving the lecture.
I think...
He has interest only in mechanical things.
You lived with him before?
Yes.
Now, you are not together?
I do not know.
I think, the bosses bring their secretaries to places like this.
You think so?
There're bedrooms upstairs.
Yeah?
Stop, please!
Yes, there're bedroom.
Hmm, hmm.
Would you like an aperitif
Aperitif, Emmanuelle?
No, never. No, never.
You are not disturbed by the fact...
...all these people...
...after good food and drink go upstairs...
...to make love?
I prefer to make love before the meal.
Light, hungry...
Emmanuelle.
I'm hungry.
Exactly.
I do not like established, conventional things.
Come on, order something unexpected.
Unexpected?
Hmm, hmm.
I'm fed up, with your dad.
I drive fast, you complain.
I drive slow, you complain.
To bad I do not have the bike.
We put you on and drag behind the car..
You should be more relaxed, buddy.
Do you want a candy?
What counts in life is to leave healthy.
Quality food, drink...
...quality love making.
It's a great concern to you.
I'm normal man, that's it! A little wine?
Never.
Look at this man. I'm sure he's asking for a room.
In the tower, on the third floor.
They are very discrete here.
Emmanuelle.
You want to continue travel right now?
Oh, do not insist.
You are nice, but it's not enough.
You have tiny brown eyes, simple manners.
Forgive me, but I have romantic soul.
I should not invite you for a dinner.
Oh, do not be rude.
It's a beautiful tattoo!
Did it hurtl? What?
Getting a tattoo?
Depends. In some places it hurts.
You know where it hurts less. On the right buttock.
But no.
Those, that made me in Amsterdam, hurt.
In Paris, Bruno's work did not hurt at all.
I really do not know what I can get tattooed.
There's nothing that I like enough to have on my arm for ever.
For me, it's my bike. Rrrr!
Or... "Anita". It would not hurt,"Anita".
And violin started to play...
In any case, it's not worse than bicycle.
Monsieur. You do not take the room?
Bah...
It's getting late. Monsieur has to take me to Lyon.
I have to buy something. I'll be quick.
Hurry up. I'm expected in Annecy.
If the room is blue, it would much very well.
I'll put it near the bed.
But what is she doing?
Ah...
In the end, she is not terrible.
Goodbye.
Could you open the trunk? Thank you.
Oh, she is so annoying!
Edmond!
Hum...
Ah...
Monsieur Michalon... What?
You are a little secretive.
Me?
You're scaring me.
I frighten you?
You have the eyes of Landru.
Blacks, impenetrable.
You told me they were tine and brown.
I was stupid.
Aye! You're hurting me.
There! What, there?
- This is the DS of my father.
I told you that we'll catch up before Annecy.
This is a bomb, this car.
He is not alone.
- Looks like it. Who's that can be?
Maybe he took the corpse out to have a fun ride.
To keep him company...
It's so funny.
It is funny, huh?
You do not have Prokofiev's 7th Symphony?
No, why?
I love Prokofiev!
Chopin. It's a bit naive, but it will do.
Could you turn up the heat?
Could you close your window?
What are you doing, Emmanuelle?
Can we come closer? - We can even overtake them.
Hide yourself.
Wow!
Emmanuelle, they look at us.
So what?
But what would they think?
Hello.
So?
He's so funny, your father.
He is with a girl.
Naked girl!
Papa!
Emmanuelle, what are you doing?
I'm undressing you .
I'm not driving naked.
Why not?
She removes his shirt. What?
This is not the right time to tell him about the body.
It would not be nice.
What are we going to do?
Well, we follow.
Or, we precede.
Often cops do that.
I saw a movie with Bogart...
What movie?
Doesn't matter.
18 francs.
Thank you.
My darling.
It was stupid.
This is my fault.
We should stopped him and tell him everything.
We lost an opportunity. Yep.
Ah, all the same!
You, Bogart, Tutut!
We'll go to his hotel in Annecy.
As soon as he arrives, you tell him everything.
There is no other way.
Let's go.
But my father... I wouldn't expect that.
Look at him.
He dies from anxiety.
It hurts...
...to see him like that.
Go, console him. You burst with envy.
Don't be a fool!
He feels shitty because of his father.
And you, you're...
Do not worry.
Your dad is gonna be OK.
It's not because of my father.
You said something that I did not like.
Me?
I asked you if you live with Daniel.
And you said, that you don't know.
It puts me in an impossible situation.
Listen, Jean-Pierre.
Do not you think we have other problems?
Yes, it's true. But...
It is important.
La la.
Yes.
It's here, the 4th.
Wait. I'll help you. - He got messy.
No problem, I'll clean it.
Thank you, Edmond. I spent wonderful day.
Emmanuelle... - No, Edmond.
I'm married.
I, too, have a little secret.
My name is Charlotte.
Farewell, Edmond.
Goodbye Emmanuelle.
Do you know what time Monsieur Michalon usually arrives?
He should be here already. Probably something kept him on his way.
Excuse me.
Hallo. Have you had a good trip?
Luggage.
You still think about my words?
No, no. I think about my father.
It's almost 9:00 pm.
What is he doing?
You'll see again.
There's no sense to keep guessing.
They could...
I don't know what could happen.
I'm sure he opened the trunk...
Or they could stopped him.
And interrogate now?
But no.
- Because...
He ​​is able to say nothing to protect me.
My father - great guy.
Yeah, yeah.
He achieved all by himself.
- Still no Monsieur Michalon?
- No, miss.
- He hasn't arrived, yet!
He did not call?
Once he arrives, tell him that I got enough of waiting.
He doesn't have to come home.
OK? OK.
I had prepared him the rabbit in souce... And I ate it.
Finally! What's going on?
Keep quiet.
- Since noon, since noon I'm waiting for you.
And so what? - They look at us.
Let's go home, you're going to explain.
Put the suitcases back.
Who was that?
This is not my mother.
But it's your father.
I prepared for you Dauphine potatoes!
One hour... One hour on small fire!
They were fried, crispy.
And what for? What for?
Well, then!
To the right!
The key to the right! Right, dammit!
I've never seen such a jerk!
Idiot, every time you're wrong!
He has his own key.
It's like going home.
So, then...
Doesn't he have secret life, your father?
My poor kitty. Oh, man...
Yes, I swear!
I'm tired of those men...
...taking us for service stations.
No, it will not happen again! Understand?
Look.
Look at that.
I had prepared everything. I had everything closed.
I prepared music.
I even put the bottle of scotch by the fur.
And than relaxed, sexy...
Was just waiting for you.
Yes. The car broke down.
When the hydraulic fails...
And the phone?
Believe me or not. The phone was down, too.
No?
Yes.
I tried several times. No circuit.
No hydraulic circuit?
And your wife?
What?
Did you talk about divorce?
I was going to talk to her and...
The hydraulic failed.
No, don't joke.
I decided to tell her during the weekend.
I know what to say. I have prepared everything.
If you have everything prepared...
...it will not be difficult.
Call her.
Great idea.
I never thought about it.
A... I forgot. There's no phone at the chalet.
No?
No, there is no phone.
It takes time to order in France. So imagine Switzerland.
- If we would know who she is...
...we could call your dad.
How to find out who she is?
This building has 20 apartaments.
We could ask concierge.
Is that a risk?
Monsieur Michalon? He left, madame.
Is this Mrs. Michalon?
Not ... Hem? Yes! Yes, yes, yes.
Where I can find him? This is very urgent.
I can't tell. Could you leave your number?
It's okay. I'll call later.
Thank you. Yes. Thank you.
The Cinzanos are coming?
Or only the phone works here?
If this continues, we will not get drink till Christmas.
He went for a dinner.
It is not much of the progress.
The best thing would be to return to hotel...
...and wait there, right?
Something I can suggest.
A huge piece of beef. Huge!
A piece of beef for both.
A rare!
Oh, the cow!
Hum... This is the feast.
No problem.
Better laugh, whatever.
Without that... The shit...
Yes?
For you.
For me?
Hallo?
This is Maurice.
Your wife called.
It might be something important.
Yes.
Yes, yes.
La la la! Hou!
Yes. Fine.
Thank you, Maurice.
Okay? Nothing serious?
No.
Hmm, that smells good.
Yes.
Yes, but...
It would be better to celebrate Christmas Eve on Christmas Eve, right?
It's just a matter of time.
A day before, day after...
Yes. I know.
There're some individuals who beat the records...
...during the sport competitions, when the stands are empty.
I prefer to celebrate when everyone else has fun.
Don't get upset.
It's sad to celebrate alone.
This is a punishment.
Hallo? Hallo?
Hallo, Edmond? Is it you, Edmond?
How are you, darling?
I tried to reach you whole day. No one answered.
How come?
- Are you at home?
No, I'm in Annecy.
Jean-Pierre did not forward the message?
He couldn't forward anything.
I'm telling you. There is no one at home.
How did you know I'm in Annecy?
From you. It is you who told me.
But why have you stopped in Annecy?
Huh?
Why I stopped in Annecy?
Edmond, it's the right time to explain it to her.
What, what? - No, not now!
Not now? Why not now?
Hallo, Edmond?
I beg you.
I can't hear you. Do you hear me?
Yes. Understand me.
Can you hear me? - I understood.
Why not now? - What's going on?
Uh... nothing. Nothing, that is correct.
It is the maid from the hotel.
The maid?
She calls you Edmond? What hotel are you?
Hotel Albigny, as usual.
The maid?
And the maid calls you by your first name?
This is unlikely.
Do not let the maid call you Edmond.
Even in the hotel Albigny.
This is unacceptable
You are the guest.
The service is no longer what it was.
There are limits. - Wait.
No, Janis.
- You hear me?
You misunderstood me.
I understand everything.
You let them talk any way they want.
I can not hear you.
She did not call me Edmond.
She asked me if I wanted... a quilt.
Finally, Edmond.
What happened?
You're weird.
Why, weird?
Yes, you're weird.
Yes? - Call the manager.
You can't leave it like this. Request a room change.
Yes, you're right.
I'll change a room!
Promise? - Yes, soon.
Kisses!
Do you promise? - Yes!
Be careful on the road, darling.
Janis, how could you?
You said there's no phone at the chalet?
So what?
Do you like Christmas?
It gives me the blues.
You can't turn around... and next one!
The holiday, garlands, gifts...
You know what that makes me think?
About death!
You would rather think about my father.
Because his Christmas could be spoiled.
Now what? We wait?
Inside or outside?
Inside.
And we can wait in his room.
What's this?
You'll see. It'll be free.
Oh, ga...
So, ga...
I have a room reserved for Monsieur Michalon.
But I do not understand.
I am Monsieur Michalon.
Since when?
Since May 19th, 1949.
You do not believe he is Monsieur Michalon?
Show him your papers.
You're a son of Monsieur Michalon?
Yes, of course.
Monsieur Michalon did not warned about our arrival?
No. - He just reserved a room.
And told us we can use it.
Most likely he forgot to tell you.
Can we have the key, please.
One second, please.
Yes?
It is you, Maurice?
He takes the bath.
This is funny.
Who?
His son?
So listen, Maurice.
He just spoke with his wife.
He has whole Eve to be with family.
Tell him that Monsieur Michalon is with the hooker.
Yes, Maurice, you can say that.
Say, he's fucking his mistress.
Goodbye, Maurice.
Good.
I think your dad is very busy..
Room 321, 3rd floor.
Thank you.
Listen...
Don't put ashes on the carpet.
You say it because it's your father's room?
Yes, and then...
His room!
When he sees what's in the trunk...
...he will not worry about anything else.
You realy was born on May 19th?
Yes. I am the Taurus.
Like my father.
I do not understand you. You're living very well here.
You have the mountains.
Skiing nearby the lake.
Oh, the lake!
Lake, lake, it makes me anguish - your lake!
I suffer here. I feel like a woman of a seaman.
It hypnotizes me, your lake.
I am sick of it!.
I am created to live in Paris.
I want to go out at evening, meet people.
I'm sure that you do that all the time.
It annoys me to think that you have fun without me.
I just love fooling around.
I don't want to spent my life in Haute-Savoie!
It is however good if you suffer from bronchus.
You know what my bronchus tells me?
What?
The cake. Oh, shit!
Are you planning to sleep in the big bed?
We lived together.
Yes, of course, but...
I understand.
What's the matter?
It's not just daddy Michalon has rights to affection.
Well, OK!
Jean-Pierre, would you like to sleep in the big bed?
Really?
I'm tired.
And in that other bed, it will be a problem.
If you sleep with me, there will not be any problem.
I know but I prefer here.
- This is... ha ha ha.
Welcome aboard.
It makes you sad?
What are you thinking about?
About the journey.
This is completely absurd.
If it were up to me...
I have always been getting by others.
The stories of others. ideas of others...
...parents of others, maids of others...
If there were no others to bug me...
I would be so happy.
When I wake up in the morning I'm always cheerful.
Always.
I never woke up moody.
Not like me.
As soon as I open my eyes, a new drama begins.
Well...
Not me.
When I open my eyes, I'm happy.
As long as I'm not reminded that life is shit.
Look, there are three of us.
We could laugh and enjoy.
But instead, we're trying to fix shit,
and get into new shit.
And then one goes.
All this because of something that has happen at the beginning.
A little something we did not deserve.
It's true, right?
Where are you going?
I thought we were waiting for your father.
Anita has a great idea.
We take the body out and leave it on the ground.
In the garage? Why not?
The body is not connected to anyone.
Nobody knows where it came from.
If you want to come...
No, I go to sleep! Give me the keys.
What? - The keys to my car!
Never can count on you.
What?
I told you.
This is his typical story.
This is my car!
Your car, your bike. Shut up.
I'm sick of following you.
Go to bed. We can manage without you.
Yeah, go move the dead man.
See... I wasted 10 years with this guy.
Stop singing the same song.
I could die, be in jail, you don't care.
Stop it.
Change the record.. You're gonna make me cry.
You have a chromosomes like shit, guys.
Getting up at night, you take me for a fool.
My kitty.
Damn, it is closed.
That's what we need.
Closed. Of course!
Your great ideas!
We're going to open it. - Yes, call your Dad.
He would come down and open.
There's a doctor.
We say this is an emergency.
He opens and we go to the garage.
It's not a bad idea.
He's asleep, it's normal.
He'll send us somewhere else. Shut up.
Yes?
You rang me? I am Dr. Laville.
Who is sick?
Uh... I... No, no...
You...
No, I have nothing.
Good... No, it's me.
I'm not feeling well.
Good.
Then come.
Sorry.
Sorry. You can come in.
Well, then... Wait for me.
You're not going up?
We do not want to disturb. - Well... No.
As you wish.
Fourth.
What is the problem?
What's wrong?
Come in.
It's closed.
This is mania with closing everything!
What we do?
I have to undress?
What for? You are not sick.
Are you?
You wanted...
...to have the door open. Correct?
There is something in the garage that attracted your friends?
They want to steal a car?
Oh no!
I just worked for 4 hours to bring a child into the world.
The rest seems to me a bit ridiculous.
Obviously.
- Keep the light straight, dammit!
Where did you get all these keys?
Shhhh!
You often break into the cars?
Oh, shit!
Come on. Pff!
Oh la la. 1034 01:15:22,640 > 01:15:23,959 Well, say so.
You can't even stand up.
Stand still.
- Samantha!
Stand still!
What is that shit!
What is that shit! Phew!
What is that shit! Shit!
There was a shit all evening. All!
And then you have the mountain lake...
Lake... Lake... It hypnotizes me, your lake!
I don't want to spent my life in Haute-Savoie!
We just want to take something what compromises us.
It's not stealing.
Jean-Pierre forgot something in his father's DS.
In DS? Monsieur Michalon's?
You know him?
Yes, I know.
He's to marry that tall brunette who lives on the 3rd floor.
Really? He's getting married?
- It seems so.
What is this compromising thing?
Tell me, I'm open-minded.
Oh...
Is it hashish? No.
The hard drugs? - No, no.
So what?
Polaroid's pictures.
Pictures?
What's so compromising in Polaroid's pictures?
These are pornographic pictures?
Yes.
I am good.
Oh...
He is so...
You're afraid that Monsieur Michalon will find them?
Yes.
This is Jean-Pierre and you?
Yes.
And the other too?
Yes.
I envy you.
Love is not a sin, you know.
Ane before was different?
During my youth, yes.
I wonder if it was not an advantage?
We never acomplish it.
You will be able to sleep with all that coffee?
Sleep?
When you live alone, it is a bit scary.
My husband died 8 years ago.
From that moment only work, coffee...
...and loneliness.
You should go out. Do not stay like this.
Meet other people.
And you'll find kind, elderly man...
...who is also alone.
And why an elderly man?
I like young and funny.
Here they are.
(Both) Excuse us, Doctor.
The girl of his dad is gone.
With the car.
Come on, we must catch her.
I think, It would be better to inform Monsieur Michalon.
Don't worry, I'll try to fix things.
Oh, Doctor?
Monsieur Michalon...
Dad, your girlfriend left with your car.
What the hell are you doing here?
I'm letting you know.
I have my car down. - We have to hurry up.
We have to hurry up. - Hurry up?
Where?
And then, where she is?
What are you doing here? Huh.
Could you answer me that?
This is unthinkable! What's going on?
Monsieur Michalon, you need to put some clothes on first.
You will think later.
It will be better, huh.
Huh!
Oh, the bitch!
Dad, get dressed. Doctor...
Briefly but precise.
"I went to talk to your wife".
l "I went to talk to your wife". Bitch!
Can you explain your presence?
Well, listen. I... me...
You spy on me? - It's not that.
So what? Well, I...
I'll tell you on the road.
Pass me my shirt.
You gonna wear these pants?
What? You gonna keep them?
Oh, that bitch! The bitch!
Oh, the bitch, the bitch, the bitch.
The bitch!
Give me my shirt!
The other!
Oh!
That hysterical women is going to talk to your Mother.
Uh, Monsieur Michalon.
I promised those young people to intercede on their behalf.
Whatever you find in your car...
...be very tolerant.
It really doesn't matter.
Good.
Why Dr. asked me to be tolerant?
Well...
This is because of one thing that is in your car's trunk.
Because of her.
And so?
What's in my trunk?
Well...
You tell him. No, go ahead.
Come on...
If I say, you're gonna start yelling.
Listen, Jean-Pierre.
I'm not a tyrant.
And Doctor said it's nothing serious.
Dead body.
What?
Dead body.
Dead body? Whose dead body?
Well, dead body.
Well, a dead man body.
A real dead body. Regular.
Dead.
Another joke of medical students.
You stolen a dead body.
No, we did not steal it, Monsieur Michalon.
Is this a joke?
I assure you it's not.
A dead body...
Who is this?
The corpse, who is this? We do not know.
No one knows anything. - How come?
This guy came in by mistake.
Can you avoid your stupid answers?
But listen, it's...
This is... It's not...
He came in by mistake to die in my trunk?
I didn't say that. - We put him there.
Well, when?
Before you left Paris.
He died at Anita's place. There was the neighbor...
What? - Well, you'll continue later.
How much I owe you?
Janice, your girlfriend, she has to go through customs.
If customs officers open the trunk...
You didn't forget to buy a bread? - No, no, don't worry.
Stop!
Papers!
Do you have car registration?
I think so.
You like Chopin, you're romantic woman.
No, hurried.
A beautiful woman shouldn't hurry.
A running dream is no longer a dream.
All okay?
Well, OK.
You can go.
Your papers!
Huh? Your papers!
Shit. - I'm sorry.
Where I put those fucking papers?
Where is car registration?
Yes, yes. Wait.
All these papers...
You are from Paris?
Two beautiful girls. The day started well.
There are days like this.
Anything to declare?
No.
Yes, Chopin.
Could you open the trunk? Please.
Here you are.
The "greenery" is like a beautiful girl,
like sunset during the rain.
Dad!
Oh, my God!
Go.
Yes, yes. All OK.
Don't hang up! Hallo?
What is it?
Disconnected. Hallo?
My car! It's crazy, that guy!
Why he left without you? This is your fault!
You said: "Go ahead". - Let me have another look.
My car...
You saw that? A brand new customs.
Really bad luck..
You can go.
Bravo, Dad!
Look!
Everything is all right, they let her go.
Bravo!
Get out. - What are you waiting for?
We need to call the police.
Yes, I'm terrible sorry.
I don't know how that happened? I didn't do it on purpose.
I hope you didn't do it on purpose. Come here. 1237
This is already cut. Hallo?
A brand new customs.
It seems to me that accelerator got stuck.
Hallo?
This is the rod, I'm sure the rod broke.
You were going too fast.
Give me the papers.
Car registration?
They're walking.
I smash his face! I smash his face!
He'll learn to respect the cars.
I can do a favor... but there's limit for everything.
Completely morons in this family!
Move. Don't stop. Move.
This is my car. My car!
I'm telling you. This is my car!
You are all the same!
Just to change the uniforms!
Your passport.
THIS IS MY CAR!
Don't shout. - Jean-Pierre.
Yes, Dad?
- Yes, it's your car.
You can go.
Can't be, such a guy!
I have broken headlight.
Papers. - Yes, I wilI smash his face!
After.
You see that, huh? - Yes, I saw it!
My father knows how to make decisions.
You're nice, kid.
You're nice.
Why are you telling me that?
Because... You are nice kid.
Full name
and address.
Michalon Edmond, Alphonse, Julien. 36 rue Jasmin.
Married?
Uff, big time...
Ouch! Mummy!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
- It was not my fault.
Finally,
You're down. Help me.
So, you fell. Yes.
Nothing can happen now.
It's not nice.
- Madame Michalon? - Yes?
- Are you Madame Michalon? - Yes?
I am your husband's mistress.
Really? Which one?
And now sign here.
- Me? - Yes, you.
Here.
- Is it over? - Yeah.
In the future, be more careful.
Thank you.
Remove the barriers.
He wanted to step on brakes but his foot slipped.
And then he stepped on the gas.
That would never happen here.
He must be a Belgian.
Go, there's nothing behind you.
Stop having pity face.
What should I say?
Come forward. Forward?
Forward!
- Well...
Ah, say so!
Nice!
Damn!
Well... You come here often?
Every year.
But this year, is not the same.
Monsieur Michalon?
Dad?
We arrived.
I know.
Come on.
You are not afraid?
Oh, yes!
She will not eat you.
It's been 25 years that I'm afraid of her.
Jean-Pierre.
- It seems she's leaving.
- Edmond?
We're here.
While waiting for you we played Gin rummy.
You are very strong?
"Grand gin"!
Hello.
You brought our son? You did well.
In this situation it's necessity.
Hello, Mom. My friends - Anita and Daniel.
Hello.
You must know your father's mistress.
Hello.
Uh... Daddy told me...
How about a drink?
A port.
Whiskey for me.
Good .
And you, Edmond?
Stop doing your tricks!
But what trick?
Your girlfriend told me that you want a divorce.
I agree.
You agree?
- She's leaving. - Yes, I'm leaving.
I'm going back to Geneva, to my father.
My Grandfather is a banker.
In Switzerland.
I have nothing against your mistresses.
But it's a first time your mistress is in our house.
I do not want you to leave me.
I, I love you.
No, no!
No... shit. Such a hypocrite!
Ha ha ha! Such a hypocrite!
He knows very well that I have huge fortune,
mademoiselle.
Edmond, I forgot to tell you.
I leave everything for myself.
The appartment, cottage, office.
I do not think my dad will keep you as CEO of the company.
In addition, you're fired.
You should feel sorry for him.
Jean-Pierre.
- Help me put the luggage in Volksvagen.
- Wait. Since you take everything...
...take also the DS, it's good on mountain roads.
But Dad, you...
Janice.
The keys!
Thank you. Especially it's in my name as well.
No, Jean-Pierre!
Put ​​them in the trunk.
It's not possible. There is no room.
How come, no room?
Ah!
Who is it?
Someone who wanted to ruin me.
And you killed him?
Yes and it's my Christmas present!
Jean-Pierre, bring your mother's luggage back.
You let me go with this?
You let me cross the border with this?
You're out of your mind!
- You left on your own. - He was asleep.
I want to understand.
So?
What we're going to do?
I don't know anything, I'm leaving.
Edmond, call me a taxi.
Stay, Edmond. You stay, too.
After all,
you could have been followed.
Me?
- Yes.
Attention.
If the police arrives, nothing has happened.
We celebrate Christmas.
You know how to cook? - She knows.
Very good..
Go to the kitchen. And you come with me. We take care of the corpse.
Anita will stay with you?
She's nice, isn't she?
We are OK, three of us.
We have fun.
The mountains...
trees, snow, skiing...
- Lake! - Pardon?
You talk just like your father.
My father?
He hypnotizes me, your father.
You complain all the time.
But you're having your holiday family dinner.
During Christmas Eve...
Merry Christmas!
And where is?
Well, wait. - The corpse.
What did you do with dead body?
What body?
The corpse? But what corpse?
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